1. This is you, every single morning.
2. And this is you some time in the afternoon.
3. You, sticking to your rule of “Don’t talk to me before coffee.”
4. And you, trying to stop your face from falling off due to some serious winter weather conditions.
5. You, realizing that you can’t nap between dinner and actual bed time.
6. You, wearing a cute outfit but not feeling cute.
7. You, in the, “I’ll do what you want, but I won’t have any fun doing it” mode.
8. You, when you can’t stand this small talk anymore and need to get real.
9. You, feeling like a zombie but getting up for food.
10. You, randomly remembering that embarrassing thing you did in high school.
11. You, after watching a UFC fight for the first time.
12. You, leaving work on a Friday.